Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

doofusified

The result of anything done by a doofus}.

"We could not make heads or tails of the report. It was doofusified by Bob."

by Brian Broderick (Dewey) June 4, 2005

doofuslicker

to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.

you are a fucking doofuslicker

by shawn micheal August 1, 2007

Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.

A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."

by the pro from dover January 14, 2011

doofus

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

by Krystal January 8, 2007

Doofumentary

noun. A visual record, usually video, chronicling the exploits, antics and follies of psychedelic warriors, trance junkies ("doofers"), outdoor rave freaks, bush bunnies and those bent on the permanent destruction of their eardrums and ankles.

Man, have you seen Lightsoulja's new doofumentary? There's this guy in it who *looks* like me but he's doing some shit I sure don't remember.

by i_smash April 25, 2011

doofusberry

Someone who is or acts like a sped (look up sped)

You are a doofusberry

by Mommtwowbuddy June 1, 2016