Doink

A doink is a fat blunt, but can be used for any word in a sentence.

Yo Chris, pass that doink.

Doink me bro.

by doinksbro October 31, 2017

Doink A Gloog

The absolute dumbest way to say smoking weed.

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry

by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022

Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Daddy Doinker

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.

Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!

by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022

doink doink

The best sound ever. Plays during the Law & Order series, including...

1. The Mothership
2. SVU
3. CI
4. TBJ (cancelled now)

June 18, 2006
Special Victims Unit Squadroom
*doink doink*

by SVU~FREAK April 13, 2006

doinkin

fucking, humping, having sex, sleeping togetherd

they doinked

by bleeng-bleeng October 10, 2003

Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019