dog and ducked

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

decked out

Adjective: Someone or something that is really extravagant and awesome looking. To be "pimped out."

*Homer and Bart drive by Mr. Burns' mansion*

Bart: Holy cow! That's one decked out mansion!

Homer: Mmmmmmmmmm.......decked out mansion.

by MOSthedeth April 11, 2009

dicked up

to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up or fuck things up.

Dude, that test today dicked up my average in english class

by harmon April 26, 2006

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

by Copernicus November 23, 2004

dicked er in the cabbage

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

Donked Up

Mistake, another way to say messed up. Generally a simple mistake that can or will lead to a greater error. Associated with problems that can take a while to figure out. Including homework, research, art, anything with a challenging and everything in-between.

I really donked up my homework, I thought Hydrogen had two electrons when it really had one. I wish my teacher had pointed out my simple mistake earlier instead of handing me back my paper marked up with highlighted errors. D:

by Fltterflutter June 7, 2014