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Derby County

An English football club who have spent most of their years in the top tier of Englands highest division.

Derby fans are probably the most loyal fans in the country, because even during the bad times they sell out almost every single game and outsing opposition fans home and away.

Derbys local rivals are Nottingham Forest who play in League One and probably won't ever get out of it, however due to how shit they are, most Derby fans have forgotten about them. In fact you may struggle to find a Derby fan who can name a single Forest player...
"Have you ever heard of Derby County?"

"Yeah... we beat them but i've never experienced such passionate fans in my life"

"What about Nottingham Forest?"

"Sorry?... Is that joke?"

"Yeah might as well be!"
by M.a.t.t February 25, 2008
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Derby

A sly and polite way to say "head." Derived from the derby style of tophats. You put tophats on your head...thus, they become equated.
"Yo son I could go for some derby man."

"Hell yea let's go get some fez."
by Anternam June 25, 2008
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derby high school

The public HS for a small town in Ct that happens to have an aroma of dirty feet. The towns nickname is Dirty Derby and the girls at the HS live up to it. Located in the naugatuck valley Derby sits at the bottom when it comes to HS graduates moving past working the counter at a Cumberland Farms. The Sports Teams are pathetic but being in CT's class S division even your avg softball player could make All State. With any luck they move on up to Seymour, get married, have kids and then drop them off at school with puke on their Derby high sweatshirt they wore the night before doing shots of moonshine.
John's wife seems very nice but I was surprised to see how much she drank. Well what do you expect she went to Derby High School and you could drink in any ruum in the school.
by Gotoyourruum May 23, 2018
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derby middle school

a ms in Birmingham. Controlled by annoying boys and mean girls. Lots of pda is the hallways. Always drama. There are 2 main social groups “popular relevant kids” and “weird kids who watch anime” beware of 8th grade girls their vicious and will play you like a flute. 7th graders are just fucking annoying and the 6th graders make everyone want to kill themselves!
by analwithmydog May 5, 2019
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Rain Derby

A rain coat. Originates from 16th century England. While viewing races, spectators had to keep dry while it rained.
rain coat slicker rainderby rain derby
by Matt Subadafo September 26, 2009
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Mr Derbyshire

Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit.
- Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students.
Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing.

Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment.

Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire.
by WadhamMan2002 July 28, 2018
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slot car derby

THE WORDS WORST MINIGAME ON EARTH WHO THOUT IT WHOLD BE A GOOD IDEA TO DO THIS AND THEY MADE A FUCKING SEQUEL AND MADE IT RETURN 1000000000X WHY NINTENDO WHY
"what shold we play?

"mario party 1"

"you mean that game with imposible minigames like slot car derby"

"DONT EVER SPEAK OF THAT GAME."
by lol144 October 24, 2017
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