Distoria

1.) Being at peace with experiencing the human experience; to live a life that will never be re-experienced.

2.) To freely live a purposefully ardor life; to live as one pleases.

1.) "The woman found peace the day she accepted the spontaneity of her distoria."

2.) "The day they came out of the closet they started a life of distoria."

by gigglebean June 21, 2023

cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

Disteria

A word used to describe a shit minecraft server with a shit event manager.

Wow that server is so Disteria!! Their event manager is so jamesdakill

by m3m3l0rdh34rthst0nepl4y3r May 28, 2018

distorted croger

This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x

I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger

by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Distantial awareness

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy

Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

disternia

The word used to describe how amazing someone is. when someone is almost too good to be true. The feeling when you love someone that much that you don't know how to describe it. I have disternia whenever I think of Julian, the most amazing, lovely, handsome person I know.

I feel pure disternia whenever I think of him.

by Crumpet_YT March 7, 2023