don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021

sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.

STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?

by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008

distorted penguins

kick ass ska band

distorted penguins kick ass!!!

by beatbopper October 26, 2003

the disturbed

A person, when usually a hobo is jacking off in the back of the city bus not caring who's watching or who he's watching. This person is very disturbed. especially if he is staring at you.

I saw the disturbed person in the back of the bus today.

by whimbo November 8, 2005

distastefullness

Distastefullness is a word to describe several things, such as:

1.the act of being extremely distasteful

2.a great use of a large word for a class exercise in which we have to analyze paragraphs and describe them

3.the way to describe how octopus ink is viewed in the general public

"When the octopus sqirts it's ink, it is very DISTASTeFULLness"

by O'neil-a-tron January 30, 2009

Disturbed

The best fucking band to ever grace this earth with music and anyone that dont like them can go to hell and get raped up the ass by satan

Man:Disturbed Fucking sucks
Me:im going to kill you and hang your head on my mantle

by Barakus_666 February 4, 2008

disturbed

one of the only really good bands out there today. i have advice: do not buy a disturbed CD at Walmart. Liberation sounds like shit with every single motherfucker bleeped out. I hate big retail stores like that where they pull some shit like that to ruin the song, just as long as we can't hear any cuss words, heaven forbid. Anyway, they have some truly great songs, like Stricken, Down with the Sickness, Fear, Liberation, Decadence, Just Stop, I could go on. great band and FUCK you haters.

disturbed is fuckin awesome and are keeping nu-metal alive by a thread.

by witness accursed February 5, 2008