Diabeetus

Slang for the blood disease diabetes. Often misspelled as diabeetis. Although the base of many jokes, videos, and puns, etc., it is a serious condition. After many well-known Liberty Medical Commercials in which celebrity Wilford Brimley mispronounces diabetes. Now a comedy empire.

My dog died of di-diabeetus!

by Lancington June 28, 2009

Diabetic Rage

Rage and / or extremely foul mood caused by blood sugar problems. Diabetic highs can also come from blood sugar but, sadly enough, diabetic rages are more common.

Kevin went crazy and flipped over a pool table in a fit of Diabetic rage- his blood sugars were through the roof.

by DrumMan44 October 5, 2007

Disabled

A person who has a physical or mental impairment in which the physically built environment or social enviroment makes the person disabled. It puts them at a disadvantage. If the environment was moulded to their needs, then it would not be much of a disability because they would be able to continue life without much hindrance. Of course other minor things can be a hindrance but other people who don't have any specific impairment have the same things e.g. back pain, periods...sometimes the impairment may make those normals things a little more hard to deal with. Just a little.

Sam is a disabled person.

The enviroment makes Sam a disabled person.

by ScottishAnarchist January 2, 2009

Diabetic

Some of the most awesome group of people in the world. They are all crazy cool and shoot up everyday and get lowww.
People try to break their pancreas' to be like us. To bad only a diabetic really knows how to break another persons pancreas...we have super pancreatically invincible powers too.

p.s we are NOT type 2 diabtes..we dont get FATTY
and WE EAT ALL THE SUGAR WE WANT BITCHESSS!
and please....dont give us "sugar free candy" IT STILL HAS CARBS...which is what REALLY MATTERS...plus that stuff tastes gross.

D4L!
SHOOT UP!

"yo look at those G diabetics! They're shooting up right in the middle of class!"

by Diana Dz May 21, 2008

special disabilities

s p e d special disabilities clap your hands *stomps feet* stomp your feet *claps hands* the world is round *does square shape in air* and we’re number 1 *holds up 5 fingers*

i didn’t make up the special disabilities song so get mad at the person who made it and not me

by goatpenis69 January 13, 2019

gave me diabetes

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.

Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

disability heckler

An asshole who goes around and laughs at those with disabilities as they make embarrassing mistakes.

Lance: "Hey Scott C. watch out for the puddle of water"
Scott C. falls into the water
Lance: "Hahahahahahah, you fell into the water when I told you not to you idiot"
Scott C.: "I am not an idiot, I have cerebral palsy"
Lance: "Cerebral Palsy is like being gay, you can choose not to be"
Scott C: "Not only are you a little bitch, but you are a disability heckler"
Lance: At least I am not a disaster mocker
Scott C: No you are a flood worrier you pussy

by Honchongo June 13, 2011