Respectfully Discharge

When asked to be appointed to a position, one should respond with the clever and intelligent phrase "I respectfully discharge"

Brandon: "I nominate Carlos for President"

Carlos: "I respectfully discharge"

by Wishbone__Pi November 17, 2009

Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004

dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009

vaginal discharge

a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.

i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!

by asian nympho December 4, 2004

vaginal discharge

someone who is being disagreeable or unlike their usual fun self

someone who elicits a disgusting reaction similar to the way one would react to this bodily secretion.

You are being vaginal discharge right now.

Senario: AT THE CLUB

Friend 1: "I don't want to take that shot. I wanna go home."

Friend 2: "You know what? You are you being a vaginal discharge."

Friend 1: (now vaginal discharge) exits the club.

Friend 2: continues to have a ball a fun at the club without vaginal discharge.

by raelou June 10, 2011

Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.

::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Disch

1. Noun - One who excels at driving badly. Like the picasso of dented fenders.

2. Noun - One who has achieved an unspoken VIP status at the Talent Show.

3. Noun - One who does not yet understand the physics of electricity, but now understands that burning hair stinks.

Shit! If you do't know, then you need to get your broke ass out every now and then!

by Abe__Lincoln March 17, 2005