nincompoopetence

This is when a high level of silliness and absurdity for decision making has become someone's normal operating procedure.

To combat lower tax revenues after raising the sales tax, the state government displayed abject nincompoopetence by pushing for yet another tax hike to compensate which resulted in even further reduction in sale tax revenue.

by Bmanz January 24, 2025

nincompoop

Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.

"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"

by bigdoninc March 12, 2025

Nincompoopster

A dumb obnoxious little dog that poops on the carpet in the middle of the night.

My little bichon frise is an adorable nincompoopster. He left me a crappy present under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.

by Hlmrocko85 September 24, 2025

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacal spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma December 2, 2016

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023