Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.

He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.

by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015

Kickstart

Before nailing your missus from behind, place your big toe inside the waist band of her knickers, preferably g-string, and kick downwards as if starting a motorbike. At this second you will make the sound of a spluttering engine, the panties are removed and you enter a hole of choice.

I couldn't bear her mug so I flipped her over and went for a kickstart and hammered her rusty sheriffs badge.

by Dr Chopstick October 31, 2006

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

dickfart

a dick fart is when gay men are having sex and when 1 guys dick is n the other guys ass then the guy with the dick in his ass farts

When deuce and dustin were having gay sex deuce dickfarted when dustins dick was in his ass.

by rejioa December 26, 2007

Dickster

That one awesome guy that can obviously bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

The biggest fucking douche in the world.

A combination of a hipster and a dick. He always be thuggin' hard.

Guy 1: "Dude John just hooked up with my ex that I broke up with just a few days ago! He's such a dick."

Guy 2: "What a dickster."

by Golden Dragon November 21, 2011

dickfart

Gaseous secretion from a Male's penile tracts after a long, dedicated session of sexual intercourse.

"Billy's penis let out a long tasty dickfart after sex with Karen"

by Jake111111 January 25, 2009