(Noun) An
individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for
conservative ass-maggots. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President
George W. Bush as an ass puppet.