Ditch Banging

Riding your snowmobile in a ditch or ravine. Riding on unmarked trails.

"...I was ditch banging all night till the DNR showed up."

by bkboatnsleds.com October 15, 2009

Shitter's Ditch

The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.

A major stuff up.

Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.

A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."

by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010

Ding Dong Ditching

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.

/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015

Datched

to be fucked up, belligerent, blazed, hammered drunk,feelin' good, mcpatkin mackin, sauced, shitty, pussy drunk, high as balls, bombed, wasted, mcshitbasketed up, plastered, stoned, blasted, slaughtered; to be datched is a combination of all those definitions.

Pete: Alex, how drunk were you last night?
Alex: man Pete, I was datched outta my mind.
Pete: How'd you get home man?
Alex: I didn't go home. I woke up to find out that I pissed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.

by Team OuEsAy September 15, 2009

Ditch

Not sticking to the original plans you had already made with someone.

Omg! Amanda ditched me for some guy when we were suppose to go shopping!

by Mj2142 February 17, 2015

ditch bottle

Something empty, dirty, and filled up by whatever happens to be rolling on through town.

When she got up, she sucked down all the beer out of my friends' fridge, emptied all the change out of my pockets, and then got railed by the cab driver that next morning on the way home. What a ditch bottle.

by sarcan August 20, 2010

ditchman

A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.

Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.

by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017