Diary of a bad man

These are four words used on YouTube video titles and comments that can instantly ignite a flame war.

Person 1: Diary of a bad man
Religious person: OMFG bad sinful shit evil hell burn rararara
Non-hater: I fukin luv u !!!<3<3<3

by Zurgi October 1, 2012

dork diaries

Dork diaries is very good.

I’m 24 and still lave dork diaries.

by Givesoarecoochie69420 April 23, 2022

dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

A very popular graphic novel made and published by Jeff Kinney back in 2007. The story follows a middle schooler named Greg Heffley who tries to make a good impression for everybody but usually ends up failing, and he is concluded to be a sociopath and an asshole by most fans who read the books. Overall in my opinion, it is a great book series and one of the best to read.

"Have you read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's my favorite book!"

by Cheesejuicelolxd June 7, 2022

diary of a wimpy kid

A book series that was written after Jane Austen visited the grave of William Shakespeare while listening to Mozart

A: this is so amazing
B:this is so totally a diary of a wimpy kid moment

by alex.andurr February 26, 2021

Diary of a wimpy kid

a terrible book and even worse movie about a dumbass self-centered prick of a middle school kid named Greg Hefley. The entire books are about him doing things like getting revenge on a girl who stopped him from cheating on a test, effectively insulting his supposed "friend" Rowley, and judging that people should just deal with the problems he causes. The movie is worse as the kids in it are ugly as hell and cannot act, the script is awful, and none of the jokes are funny. The only reason i know this much about the books are because my little brothers obsess over the books and want "to grow up to be like Greg hefley."

Guy 1: Hey did you read that book Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

Guy 2: I read the book and saw the movie and they both annoyed the fuck out of me

by hypsmc September 20, 2010

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023