Medley..
Harry Potter: OH LOOK. Its Bee.. Who's she with?
Ron: I think she's with that Diary of hers.
Harry: Oh yeah.. The one who doesnt know he's a chav yet..
Ron: Yeah that one. Thats dude's well G.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Edward Cullen: Dude why are we here.
^^ S'a Chav- Diary..
Ron: I think she's with that Diary of hers.
Harry: Oh yeah.. The one who doesnt know he's a chav yet..
Ron: Yeah that one. Thats dude's well G.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Edward Cullen: Dude why are we here.
^^ S'a Chav- Diary..
by BumbleBuzz May 18, 2010
Get the Chav- Diary. mug.When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009
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Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.
by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019
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Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
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Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.
Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.
Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
by Caroue June 2, 2021
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The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*
“Dear diary”
Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”
“Dear diary”
Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”
by Harryysonn July 19, 2023
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Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
by Logano Piano December 17, 2023
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