Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

david desrosiers

the most fit member of simple plan, who, by the way, are an ace band!!!

'wow have you seen that new simple plan video? david desrosiers looks so fit!!'

by Ww August 12, 2005

destrominate

To utterly destroy in a physical battle, mental battle, or any other conflict. To "own" someone so completely as to show supreme domination.

"I so destrominated your cat, dude!"

"I just destrominated your toilet."

by Joseph Jaworski July 30, 2005

destroy dick december

First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.

"Ayo bruh use up all that nut you saved on no nut november at destroy dick december"

by Bussa Nut November 13, 2017

Destruction

Thrash metal band from Germany formed in 1982. Considered to be part of the unholy triumvirate of German thrash alongside Sodom and Kreator.

Destruction are a very underrated thrash metal band.

by Monster Hesh January 1, 2009

destroy me

Fuck me. Or so destroy my asshole with your penis.

I want you to destroy me tonight.

by edwinnnie November 12, 2015