A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
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The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.
Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed
by Dr.FreezeLove March 27, 2017
Get the Denmark's weapon of mass destruction mug.Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010
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Get the weapon of mass distraction mug.For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.
by afroken January 15, 2004
Get the weapons of mass distraction mug.1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.
2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.
2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
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