derfing

the act of fucking a girl who is way below any normal standards

person 1:so i heard you went derfing last night.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.

I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.

Bonus points if they have a kid.

by fred v. September 15, 2006

derfing

When a guy and girl are sexually intimate, the practice of the guy to alternate between bottom and top holes (anus and vagina). No particular pattern of action is required, and the switch-off can be completely random (ie: top, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, bottom, bottom, top, fist).

Create special patterns to signify festive or celebratory events and occassions; re-live these occassions through fantastic, nostalgic sexual practices!

Donnie: Tim was derfing Julie and covered her vagina with shit.
Darcy: Goddam! O_O

by Pwnforce United December 27, 2005

Derisionist

in the field of propaganda punditry; a commentator specializing in sarcastically referencing those of any other opinion but their own. .... see also, "bigot".

Rush Limbaugh's success gave rise to hundreds of radio talk show derisionists.

by Steven nln December 31, 2008

defishit

When you take a shit so emence that it leave an empty feeling in your gut.

"How was your shit?"
"Fantastic! But I have a major defishit"

by Prof. Porkchop December 6, 2013

Derpism

THE RELIGION WHICH YOU WORSHIP THE HONEENO GODS

I decided to follow Derpism.

by intondus December 7, 2018

rigor dermis

the "death mask" result of an overindulgence in Botox and other aging-skin enhancements

Do I think she's gotten Botox injections?!? She's hit the needle so many times, she's got rigor dermis.

by sherpadave November 30, 2011

derpfist

a derpfist is a person who does something incredibly stupid.

another way to say "retard"

person 1: that guy left his wallet in his unlocked car!
person2: what a derpfist.

by thedo0d June 19, 2009