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Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.
"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."
by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017
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Denessa

Denessa means a combination of all good words/compliments into one. Meaning absolutely nearly perfect.
Wow, she's do denessa, no wonder everyone likes her!
by Rey & his merry little friends January 16, 2019
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Suedey Denims

A style of trouser that resembles denim but feel like suede, similar in style to Chinos.
That dude looks cool in those suedey denims!
by Thejerv June 23, 2011
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defission

n. The state of a relationship with a friend or loved one when their adamantly untreated depression becomes so burdensome that the relationship is threatened to the point of explosion, resulting in a separation. origin: an amalgamation of depression and fission.
n. The depression, worry, frustration and angst resulting from a friend or loved one's own depression, centering around your desire to help and their rejection of your help, and the feelings of sadness and helplessness you feel as the relationship suffers or even ends as a result.
v. The process of destruction of a friendship or relationship with a loved one due to their intolerable and miserable attitudes and behavior resulting from their long term, untreated depression.
"Pete and I are sinking into defission because no matter how hard I try to get him to think positive or make some positive changes in his life, he still refuses to even acknowledge that he is depressed, never mind get treated. It's like he wants to be miserable, and I just don't want to be around that kind of negative energy."

"I'm starting to feel defissioned because Sally is mad at me again for not being supportive and attacking her when I suggest that maybe it's not that people are being mean to her all the time but that her perceptions are warped from her long term depression and she really needs to treat that to solve the problems."

"Joe and I aren't talking anymore, everything is defissioning because he refuses to get his shit together and go to the frickin doctor!" (colloquial)

"Dude, you have two options: defission with all your friends, or go get help."
by high art February 7, 2010
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Denis' Theorem

Denis' Theorem - also known as the Denis idea or Denis' identity - is The idea that there are two kinds of people.
The first type of people are Denis, generally slouched lazy people. They wear baggy sweatpants, are very bad at maths and have a thing for bigger girls.
The second type is that of the non-denis, people of non-denis decent are people who don't find themselves under the criteria of a Denis found above. Therefore everybody is either Denis or non-denis.
Person 1 (a non-denis): 'That guy is a total Denis, he got a D on his last maths test. Just look at him, he's letting his girlfriend Scran all his Din Dins!'
Person 2 (also a non-denis): 'I know right, look at his slouched posture and baggy sweatpants, what a Denis. We're far superior to him, Denis' Theorem I guess...'
by Yarker_ January 29, 2018
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denise

1) a goddess.
2) an angel.
3) the most beautiful woman in the world.
4) the best ob/doc ever.
5) ex super-model.
I can't see -- it's so bright!! Like there's an angel in the room! Wait, it's Denise!
by iamnotworthy October 9, 2008
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Denisse

A mother fucking goddess. So kind that she’ll do anything for you
by DJMaster21 February 11, 2018
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