The distance between a male's testicles. Named for the Minnesota Twins outfielder by Detroit Tiger's fans.
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Get the Denard Span mug.1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
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Get the Denmark mug.Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
American guy - I was in Denmark this summer, it was AMAZING!
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
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Don't worry if he loves you enough he will stay and make sure you laugh as you cry...
He is strongly in love with thicc girlssss
He loves memes (preferably Spongebob)
He loves to hoe around too (thank u, next)
Don't worry if he loves you enough he will stay and make sure you laugh as you cry...
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2. a great friend who doesn't surrender to the "friend zone" and who is victorious in obtaining the heart of his affection.
3. a temperamental man who attracts and arouses a woman's interest by his complex personality and enigmatic ways.
2. a great friend who doesn't surrender to the "friend zone" and who is victorious in obtaining the heart of his affection.
3. a temperamental man who attracts and arouses a woman's interest by his complex personality and enigmatic ways.
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