The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
by David99uk December 13, 2017
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Person 1: Omg you gotta try out this freakshake!! They put a whole ass cake on your shake!!
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?
Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia
User 1: Do you play league?
User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?
Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia
User 1: Do you play league?
User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2023
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Damo looks like he's about to shake hands with god, let's go see if we can give him reverse dementia
by CrustyCrumbs November 8, 2025
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Like sexual abuse
Like sexual abuse
by rafael e Reyes February 18, 2019
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Not a real mental illness (unlike Schizophrenia, OCD and ADHD which are VERY real.)
Not a real mental illness (unlike Schizophrenia, OCD and ADHD which are VERY real.)
Dad has "dementia", he INTENTIONALLY broke my door down asking wher eMom was when she was next to him in the living room the whole time, and yet they say he has "dementia".
by drivingdudefromnowhere June 28, 2024
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by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 29, 2017
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