Record Deepness

1. When something is so incredibly profound you feel quite certain it should hold a record for it's profundity.

2. When you're the President of the United States and you are fabricating factoids regarding the great lakes.

Dude 1: You ever wonder if we are all just like... Here?

Dude 2: Duuudee.... Record deepness....

Donald Trump: "They are big. Very deep. Record deepness, right?"

by turdburglar333 March 29, 2019

Deegon

An amazing guy that no one messes with because he has a bad temper. his bad temper gets him in trouble but he doesn't give a fuck. One of the nicest guys you could ever meet when you get to know him.
Also quite cute and has older brothers/cousins who are also attractive. (runs in the family).
has respect for girls, treats them right.

omg! he's such a deegon.

by debbie. <3 November 29, 2011

deevon

Deevon is so cute. He is the nicest boy ever. His hair is always on. point and his drip is always lookin good. He is a great boy with good grades and has tones of friends. Everybody wants to be friends with him

Hey deevon, wanna be friends your really cool
Sure, np

by already123 May 7, 2022

a Deeson

Noun A type of guy that uses a bunch of different phrases to describe someone, or something.
Ex: haha you lamer..
you trippin..!
seriously.. you dont even know..
your breakin my balls!
thats HOT..

Verb A kinky sex position which involves swimming positions.

verb - He gave me a deeson last night!

by deeson December 11, 2008

Deeping

1) When a person uses something or someone to calm and/or panic themselves while gaining a temporary boost of false confidence. These unique, honest and freedom loving people may not be aware of their actions when they are stuck in the state, but they are addicted to the feeling of false hope and usually found in the middle of a dramatic situation or 2, or 3. They think deeply and convince themselves that they can't cope and usually live a crazy, abnormal lifestyle due to the fact that they were hurt emotionally as a child and having to teach themselves everything, Deepers are forced to grow up admiring and loving themselves. They eventually block out their emotions and deep thoughts and when they are awakened again they would automatically doubt everything because they finally have to go through THE HONEST OF HONEST TRUTH Although deeping can be slipped in and out of like a penis or a vibrating fucker it simply will not give the pleasure deepeners need, in reality they need so much more.

Deeping Make-believer, Soul Escaper, Anxiety Creator, Over-Thinking, Physcotic, Worried, Clueless, Deeper, Deeping and Deep as fuck ah fuck yea! A state of Being, false beliefs & fals hope, bad jokes, long *okes, fat *okes.. Annalysing, over- working, heart is racing, in denial, will deny, denying, its hard but I try, to change my mind, feeling ashamed im upside down like a dead goat that doesn't even fucking float, self-manipulator, condemplator, for fuck saker, such a faker, babe im lucky not u

by OnFreeWaterOffTap July 31, 2016

Bo-bo-ska-deeton-deeton-ra-ra-inchu

A six-legged mythological whore. Also known as the Badoop-Baday.

Christopher swore he had encountered the Bo-bo-ska-deeton-deeton-ra-ra-inchu while crossing the garden.

by Oliverio March 29, 2004

DeepNined

Getting your internet page blocked by tech support at westside high school aka the fun nazis.

"Damn, those games got DeepNined!"
"i got deep nined! go to hell tech support!"

by evildeviant October 18, 2008