dear leader

Proper noun. Personal epithet associated with either of two autocratic heads-of-state: Kim Jong-Il (N. Korea) or George W. Bush (United States).

"The Dear Leader spoke to the assembled farmworkers today, thanking them for being the pillars of this great and prosperous nation and exhorting them to even greater achievements, on pain of death by firing squad."

"Colbert spared no mercy for the tender feelings of the Dear Leader at the White House Press Corps dinner, but miraculously he has not yet been put to death by firing squad."

by Carl Willis June 11, 2006

Dear in Headlights

The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."

Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.

by Dintx May 10, 2011

Dear Diary

used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.

"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."

by Krkič February 24, 2019

dear_.diaryx

TikTok User dear_.diaryx, Very fun, But kinda rude gacha user.

Person 1: “Hey have you heard of dear_.diaryx?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “That gacha tiktoker”
Person 2: “never heard of them.

by Woosh woo September 18, 2021

Dear Evan Hansen

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.

“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022

Dear Strong Bad

The words that start most e-mails to strong bad. Others are Dear STRONG BAD! and Daer Strong Bad.

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Your freindd,
Jeremy, NC.

by The Swedish October 2, 2005

dear...dear

Similar to "oh my god." To be surprised or amazed at a new happening. Usually not used in a frantic sense as omg can be, but more in a sarcastic or humorous way.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that KC is now dating that girl who is pale, ugly, and has aids?

Guy 2: No! dear...dear

by ud101 May 11, 2008