deacon

an abnormally large beefy and fat man.

‘that guy over there weighs more than both of our houses put together’
‘yeah obvs that’s deacon’

by timmysaquariusgf December 28, 2023

Deacon

A very genuine and kind soul, always shows his love for his girlfriend and constantly makes it known that he loves her. A very handsome man with usually dyed hair and big blue eyes that you could stare at for hours. Everyone wants him but he makes it very known only his girlfriend can have him. He’ll follow his girlfriend around like a puppy because the thought of loosing her scares him figuratively and literally. Is strong and sweet as well as a big teddy bear but absolutely crazy in bed. HIS DICK IS HUGE. He has an amazing personality and can make you laugh at your worst moments
Also very good at giving head
I LOVE YOU MI AMOR MWAH

I luh my bf deacon
He’s super cool

by anonymous November 26, 2024

Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.

person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably

by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018

Deacon

A self entitled douch who talks down to people he doesn't like and always brags about himself and his stuff

Man deacon was being such a show off today

Wow I can't believe deacon talked like that to me

by Ill-ridden May 5, 2020

Deacon

a kid who is very good a video games and his cock is so large that is penetrates to earths atmosphere, not even nasas camera technology can get his cock in 1 frame.

holy shit is that deacon i heard is cock is bigger than the earth itself

by mr baconator April 14, 2021

deacon

the best name and person in the world

deacon is the best person in the world

by nonopopo May 7, 2020

Deacon

The pure definition of insanity and the lowest of the lows a reheat from family and believes that they are the best at everything they do

Bryce is such a deacon we should just go home

by Imaginewaggons June 23, 2021