Dave

A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn

"That guy is a fucking Dave."

by nicklequarterpennydime October 15, 2011

Dave

A word that can replace any other word in a scentence.

Hey i'm about to dave to the movies, would you like to dave?

by Canada Dave May 2, 2013

Dave

A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.

I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken

by IamsorightRightt November 22, 2011

Dave

A married man who preys on young females.

Any one heard of Dave and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.

by alicatmeeooowwwww July 1, 2010

Dave

Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over.

A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.

- " hey Dave, whatcha doin', Dave?"

- " Dave man, I'm watching Dave, Dave"

by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010

Dave

Used to describe someone who is always hungry but never brings hit/her own food, and always steals or ask for everyone elses lunches.

guy 1 'can i have your sandwhich?"
guy 2 'dont be such a Dave, bring you own'

by bob from social services August 15, 2012

Dave

A person who thinks they are super cool but are, in reality, extreme douche bags. Often found with a "Jerry" of the same meaning.

Person A: Hey is that Dave and Jerry!?
Person B: Yea, but don't wave. They are extreme douche bags.

by lilswanson4312 September 8, 2011