by staydontstray May 23, 2019
Get the dandy mug.Foppish Dandies are gentlemen of wit and learning, who are known to jape and jest at the expense of others. They wear only the finest doublets and waistcoats, and their devastating bon mots are feared by ladies and gentlemen of good standing every-where.
Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.
They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.
They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments.
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A game enjoyed by the lordship of Bavaria from 1430 to 1505. It involved three naked men gathering around a circle 10 feet in diameter. They would run around the circle attempting to reach up from behind and tickle the person in fronts testicles. The last person to remain in the circle without laughing themselves to the ground was crowned the champion.
"Ludwig and I enjoyed a nice, friendly game of Dandyballs earlier in the day. He tickled Luitpolds testicles so fiercely, he fell to the ground laughing and crying!"
by AeosNikolaidis February 20, 2014
Get the dandyballs mug.An exaggerated version of dank used for a number of narcotics (mainly marijuana) to describe a product of an extremely copious amount quality. May alternately be described as a "one-hitter-quitter."
Guy 1: "so how's the bud?"
Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."
Guy 1: "You alright, man?"
Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"
Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.
note: Stick Dank results may vary.
Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."
Guy 1: "You alright, man?"
Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"
Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.
note: Stick Dank results may vary.
by Kutan2 August 24, 2011
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e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
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by Dandy Edibles March 8, 2019
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