DTF 

Abbreviation for "Doomed to Fail."

Are you serious? That idea's DTF.
Never gonna happen. DTF.

DTF by DrkInsanity November 12, 2006

dtf 

Down to follow on a social media

Are you DTF on Instagram

dtf by Heyooo November 1, 2013

DTF 

Damn That's Funny

Me: Will you marry me?
Her: You're kidding right? DTF!

DTF by M3nt!on April 5, 2010

DTF 

Having sexual intercourse with a stocky fat women
A dirty taj fucker

Man Big Head Ed is such a DTF

DTF by Zack288 March 3, 2008

Dtf 

down to feast

ive got some raging funger. Im so Dtf

Dtf by itsKGbreh September 24, 2009

DTF 

Down to Fungus (DTF). Used to describe someone who has the strong desire to consume psychedelic mushrooms.

Friend: "Yo I'm about to take some shrooms."

You: "You're DTF right now!? We're eating dinner in a Japanese Restaurant; you can't do that here!"

Friend: "Woah dude are you seeing this, my sushi is literally swimming in mid-air."

DTF by Aristocratis December 19, 2013

DTF 

"dont trust faggots" :)



something to say when your parents ask what it really means.

MOM: what does dtf mean?
SON: umm,
MOM: !!!!
SON: uhh, dont.....trust....faggots...?
MOM: hahaa.

DTF by tweakz April 17, 2009