Moopins disease

Moopins disease is a disease which results in loud, random, often unexpected outbursts that cannot be explained by any normal behavioural patterns.

Dude 1: What was that?
Dude 2: It’s ok, she has Moopins disease, she can’t control it.

by shelbsy February 24, 2021

duck's disease

If you are suffering from "Duck's Disease", you are very short or have short legs. In other words, your bottom is very close to the ground.

Jeez, look at that short fella waddling along over there, he must have Duck's Disease.

by JamieBlade June 3, 2018

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

by lxstyourappeal May 12, 2021

Cuntingtons Disease

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009

pop disease

A disease where you want to be popular and you become totally a biatch... It's very upsetting and contagious. The popular people carry this virus. You will have a corrupted soul if you get this disease.

OMG Chair got a pop disease! She's SOOO mean and she is a biatch now :(

by hallieannie November 23, 2014

foot-in-mouth disease

An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.

see: open mouth, insert foot

I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.

by Baz S. December 9, 2007

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.

Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.

by Stormsy March 25, 2017