ripped disc

The disc you ripped all them tunes from

dude 1: yo i got all these ripped discs at my house that i no long need cuz all my tunes are on my computer you want em?

dude 2: aww sure dude thanks

by digitalIStheWAY July 31, 2012

Big Disc-Douche

A rotund member of the Asian race, who although very rippliscious, tells perfectly fit athletes that they need to lose weight and get a girlfriend. They have a tendency to take advantage of mentally disabled women, by courting them, and bragging about their relationship. Their attitude is known as "fatboyindenialitus". Although these disc like creatures do their best to walk (passing it off as a quick waddle) in front of others, they have been observed rolling to destinations when they are not around their "peers". This is much more efficient for them, but they need to eat lots of food in advance, much like a bicycle tire needing air.

"Channel 9 news is sorry to report that our cameraman has been crushed by a stray Big Disc-Douche on a long roll."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

Shit Disc

Shit in a zip-lock bag and proceed to freeze the bag between two books to form a flat brown biscuit.

Hey Glen! I just slid a shit disc under tavis's door lol.

by Nazzabat August 18, 2016

poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc

"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."

by Poopdisc February 9, 2018

Compact Disc Player

A midget disc jockey.

I went to the Night Club and the DJ was a compact disc player.

by John DeRosa July 3, 2003

Spinning the disc

To place a Halo 2 game disc around one's penis and spinning the disc in hopes of causing an orgasm.

"Instead of going out tonight, Mike stayed home and was spinning the disc."

by mdm29 September 10, 2006

Diving Disc

The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.

I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.

by Divingdiscaholic September 12, 2018