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nigger dicks

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term used to describe when bananas get old, mushy, and black.
by DroGotMahEyezLow June 21, 2010
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Urban Dicks

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One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.

One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.
Don't look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you'll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.
by Mcwilliams;) February 7, 2010
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Danksgiving

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A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
by E-Dubs January 14, 2008
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Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."
by Sqrxz July 6, 2015
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Urban Dicks

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People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.
The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".
by cheezwiz123 May 2, 2011
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Dicks On Table

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When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won
by qaswe April 29, 2009
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dicksco

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A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.
You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.
by gregben June 5, 2021
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