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mack dibs

the calling of dibs on a girl, lets all your friends know u have the first shot at getting her.
the new girl in school was single, joe called mack dibs on her, guaranteeing him the first shot at picking her up.
by FGeezy August 20, 2009
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Bang Dibs

When you call dibs on bangin a chick (or dude).
*hot chick walks by* "Dude, i totally call bang dibs on that one"

"I want bang dibs on her!"

"Do you think she's attractive?"..."Oh yeah, I'd have bang dibs on her"
by laxer29 April 22, 2011
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Implied Dibs

When something is so good, you only have to look at your friend for them to know you have called dibs.

Can also be used when you forget to call dibs. Simply claim "it was an implied dibs" after the fact.
When my buddy and I saw that booty, it only took a quick glance to see he had an implied dibs.

My brother was upset at me for eating the rest of the pizza saying he had an implied dibs.
by Fat&Stoopid April 20, 2015
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This is the protocol to end all conflict in the world today. Essentially, if anything has not been claimed ownership of or is contested, the rightful owner is the one who exclaims Dibs. This can pertain to anything that is but is not limited too: Consumable items, permanent items, roles, antiquities, land, and in rare cases people.

Now there are some amendments to this protocol that must be enforced:
1. You can only call dibs on a certain thing if it is within eyesight of the person calling dibs. No calling dibs on the passenger seat of a vehicle in the checkout, as it must be called upon entering the parking lot.

2. Dibs shall only be called when two or more parties have a claim to that item. This can be through verbal or non-verbal clues in the context of the social setting. If someone calls dibs when there is clearly no other person who wants to lay claim to it, it disembellishes the sanctity of the dibs protocol. Dibs is not a word to use in vain.

3. Just to go into further detail on the dibs protocol applying to people. This pertains to calling dibs on the athletic kids in kickball and other games in P.E class where the teacher cruelly picks the two physically acoustic kids as the team captains.
4. In the event that the item that is being called dibs is a public item (ex: classroom seat), dibs must be renewed daily. Either that or until one person has called consecutive dibs on that item for seven days straight. This gives that person full rights to that object
EX: 1
Conner (new kid in class): Hey imma sit here
Shaianne(a stuck up dweeb): But I sit there, you can't sit there
Conner: Dibs! According to the Interuniversal Dibs Protocol (IDP), this chair is mine now!
Shaianne: yaknow.....Fair enough
Shaianne takes a seat somewhere else, as Connor is now the rightful owner of the chair.

*Russia and Ukraine settle in the Crimea*
Ukraine: This is some pretty good land here
Russia: Yah I like it too
Ukraine: Dibs.
Russia: Well, I was gonna take it over but I can't now because you called dibs.
Ukraine: Yah I know, eat shit commie.
Russia: Yikes, why ya gotta be so rude.

*Ukraine is the rightful owner of the Crimea, and had this happened instead, there would be no conflict.*
by ThatGuyConnor May 7, 2019
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non-dibs

non-dibsing not to do a job, or other type of action.
Also it is the opposite of dibs.
Non-dibs on doing the dishes at camp, you bastard stuart.
by luke babbo November 13, 2007
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mega dibs

Adjective - to describe someone you are well into

1) the ultimate of dibs
2) definitely mashable
3) highly alluring on a minimum of sleep
oh man that squiffs is mega dibs - I would!!
by idobelieve December 28, 2009
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Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"
A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"
by Shep June 6, 2015
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