canadian dessert

Attractive girl in a skirt!

Alexandra is looking pretty sexy in that denim skirt.....Hell Yea babay!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005

Ornate Dessert

1. Poop

Eat my ornate dessert.

by Flammable Rabbit February 23, 2009

skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

snack dessert

Dessert after your snack. The little sweet thing you eat directly after a snack.

"Mmmm, that was some good Ramen... I could go for some M&Ms for snack dessert."

by gregwxy June 11, 2014

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018

canadian dessert

Attractive girl in yellow pants.

Damn Alexandra, I'm ready for my candain dessert once we get back to your place!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005