by RatFink1 July 29, 2009
Get the stripper dent mug.Born of alcohol, The Dark Knight, marriage and sexual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. Perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of...
bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.
Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....
bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.
Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....
Some guy -iMy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have sex last night. Not wanting to inconvenience her, I decided to wait until later that night and settle for The Harvey Dent instead./i
Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I
Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I
by Luvdoctr April 27, 2011
Get the The Harvey Dent mug.Related Words
For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.
by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009
Get the custom dent mug.the byproduct of an electric razor or beard trimmer losing its battery power when one is only half way finished trimming their pubes. The finished product, where one half is neatly shaven and the other half is full of thick or coarse hair, looks like Harvey Dent's in the movie Batman after burning half of his face; gaining the appropriate name 'Two Face'
Guy # 1- "Dude, I was doing some 'manscaping' *trimming my pubes* and my electric razor battery died right when I had finished my left side. (Guy #1 then proceeds to show Guy # 2 his pubic region)
Guy #2- "Holy Shit! It looks like Harvey Dent after he became Two Face in Batman."
Guy #2- "Holy Shit! It looks like Harvey Dent after he became Two Face in Batman."
by Nastyzeej April 20, 2010
Get the Harvey Dent mug.Cum-O-Dent is a teen-cum flavored dentifrice that a guy rubs on his teeth and gums twice a day to keep his teeth pearly white and leaving his mouth tasting of a young guy's cumgasm.
by eda-skip October 8, 2021
Get the Cum-O-Dent mug.
by Gila guy April 11, 2018
Get the Hoopty dent mug.