Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
by David99uk December 13, 2017
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Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 02, 2010
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Dream dementia

When you can never tell if your awake or sleep.
Ma. That last dmt trip deranged my putter most selfs reality I can’t allow myself to feel dream dementia or can I even help it.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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Dementia

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say, but you have dementia
Patient: Bitch, I don't remember asking
by Gumbly Simpson June 30, 2022
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Dementia

Excuse the most entitled of the elderly use to get out of accoutability for their sactions, typically used when "do as I say,not as I do" no longer works.

Not a real mental illness (unlike Schizophrenia, OCD and ADHD which are VERY real.)
Dad has "dementia", he INTENTIONALLY broke my door down asking wher eMom was when she was next to him in the living room the whole time, and yet they say he has "dementia".
by drivingdudefromnowhere June 29, 2024
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Dementia

The best response to anything and everything that seems unhealthy, including laziness/sedentary lifestyle.
Person 1: Omg you gotta try out this freakshake!! They put a whole ass cake on your shake!!
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?

Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia

User 1: Do you play league?

User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 09, 2023
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Dementia

What you might die from. But don’t worry about it. You’ll forget eventually.
Oh no. He has dementia. Poor dude.”

“Who’s dementia?”
by Sparkmaker12 June 05, 2024
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