Dean
Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.
He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.
His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.
His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
Dean by Foxtailbuttplug October 8, 2022
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