Definitions by Foxtailbuttplug
Dean
Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.
He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.
His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.
His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
Dean by Foxtailbuttplug November 19, 2022
Dean
Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.
He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.
His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.
His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
Dean by Foxtailbuttplug October 8, 2022
Debbie
Debbie is a social butterfly.. confidence galore. She doesn’t spell her name with a Y coz she’s too cool to the poor excuse of a ‘vowel’. She’s an incredible lyricist and freestyle rapper. (But only when she has a few minutes to think about what she’s gonna style about). She’s a thinker and a speaker, and doesn’t shut up. Unless you tie her to a chair and beat her. Then the silence is bliss.
And that is Debbie ladies and gents.
And that is Debbie ladies and gents.
Shut up Debbie.
Debbie by Foxtailbuttplug September 9, 2022