dammed off

When a girl grabs the tip of your penis just before to ejaculate, stopping the semen coming out.

Mark: shit! Helena grabbed my tip just as I was about to cum.

Phil: shit bro you totally got dammed off.

by Tommy4fingers May 10, 2016

van dammed

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet

that dude got van dammed

by luvaas brad December 19, 2008

Daned

To get extremely drunk, extremely quickly.

Jeez.. What happened last night? Oh.. I got daned.

by BrianIsLivid July 7, 2010

damndemic

A damndemic is a public health situation where thousands and thousands of good folks become quite ill, or worse, due to exposure to an invisible virus or bacteria. The spread of the illness is hastened by a small but vocal percentage of the public not following precautionary guidelines, and not giving a damn about the health and well being of others.

"If people don't follow the rules, we are all going to be hit during this damndemic," the spokesperson said.

by ElCommissioner July 1, 2020

Damnesia

Amnesia with Tourettes Syndrome added in. Swearing up a storm and not remembering why.

I don't know why I was swearing last night, must have been damnesia.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

darnedest

hardest, as in to try one's hardest; best effort

I'll try my darnedest to get you your albino swedish fish.

by AlbinoSwedishFish August 17, 2010

Damnet

An intentional misspelling of "Damn it" for use in online settings such as chat, esp. in reference to things not working correctly.

File transfer fail. Damnet!

by ≈δ∂≈§ҨŰÎЯЯŁЭУ February 20, 2011