A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.
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CJ drank two fucking gallons of chocolate milk and chuked all over the RV!!! …. It smelled like my old first grade classroom.!
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CJ drank two fucking gallons of chocolate milk and chuked all over the RV!!! …. It smelled like my old first grade classroom.!
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