Cyclops Penis

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019

Mexican Cyclops

Similar to the Mexican Fly Trap. While on Spring Break in Mexico you bang a girl, pull out and jizz on her face. She wipes off, but misses a gobb of jizz that landed on the eyelashes of one eye. The girl falls asleep and awakes to the one eye being stuck shut due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.

Did you see the Mexican Cyclops walking back to her hotel room with one eye stuck shut?

by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011

Cyclops

The most badass metal guitar player you will ever see in your life. Shreds sicker than any other; djented before the word was invented! Truly unique. Of course he is named after a mythical creature, no mere mortal can play like he does! Also a man of his word, a great father and a wonderful husband. Guitar is not the only thing he handles well. Too bad for all the other women out there, but we have been married almost 10 years!

Did you see Cyclops' show the other night! His riffs were SICK!

by MrsClops November 7, 2010

Cyclops Bread

Toast with an egg in the middle

I thought we were getting pancakes, but all we ended up getting was some Cyclops Bread.

by Stellasleepsonheads December 15, 2009

fried cyclops

When you have nasty, sloppy sex (anal or vaginal) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. When you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your penis head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.

Bill's fried cyclops happened because of his mom's poor hygiene.

by dick thicksmith March 1, 2009

Cyclops

1. A big scary monster with one eye
2. Raina 'the hindu'

1. Odysseus told the cyclops
2. The cyclops just beat up the space cadet

by marfan boy April 1, 2004

Cyclops

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Cyclops; also known as a 'one eyed creature' is a term used to describe a cyber smiley face, gone wrong. These often deemed “mutated” Cyclops' usually come to life as a result of a person's uncoordinated typing skills. The presence of a Cyclops is random and it's obvious irregularities allow it to be extremely humorous.

Although different to your average cyber smiley's, Cyclops' are capable of expressing cyber emotions as effectively as other smiley's.

Exhibit A ;

-) -D -O -P

Exhibit B ;

-( -S -| -\

...
Olive Oyl: =)
Porky: lol -)
Olive Oyl: what kind of a smiley is that LOL?
Porky: Cyclops
Olive Oyl: Ohh Em Gee BAHAHHAHA!
Porky: -D

by ImAnEmoKid May 18, 2009