tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.

by yuck September 25, 2003

playing tug o war with cyclops

Is another term of masturbating

Hahaha he was playing tug o war with cyclops

by Eric Foreman March 20, 2017

cyclops

a car with one headlight burned out. it's tough to see one at night because you don't know which side is working, possibly leading to a head-on collision.

last night, while coming home, i almost wrecked my car swerving to avoid a cyclops coming at me on the wrong side of the road.

by earpuller September 13, 2009

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018