custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.
i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon
by jizzcock June 16, 2003
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Muddy Custard

A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.
by DjBunWun March 06, 2019
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Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.
by Captain Custard September 12, 2014
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custard sacks

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.
by Lord Gannet V March 02, 2020
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vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard
Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard
by Chadthefran March 14, 2017
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custard hug

The act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you've masturbated onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup
Aunt Judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but I didn't have time to change so she got a custard hug
by RedNick73 September 16, 2017
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[canadian custard]

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse October 02, 2007
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