Curfuted

Curfuted (verb): To reflect on or overthink the potential outcomes or consequences of one's actions, especially in terms of what may happen in the future.

"She was curfuted about every decision she made, wondering how it would affect her future."

by lontysu February 1, 2025

Curfect

The ability to be impossibly cute and perfect at the same time.

Damn, you are looking incredibly curfect today my love.
My baby wakes up looking curfect everyday.

by anonymous April 6, 2025

Curfungleous

A very great or amazing job.

I did a curfungleous job with the dishes today.

by Spritt March 15, 2026

curfuffle foundation

When a Persian opens their bum to start world takeover. When blond Frenchmen offer buttex to Persian shmales for occult knowledge and get about 79% of that shit.

Tōkōwā destroyed the shit from the curfuffle foundation and the male or female buttholes running it for Saudi Arabia.

by sinrlifemattrs September 10, 2025

Curfucked

Curfucked = The feeling one gets when the curfuffle fog lifts and they experience a waive of anxious clarity.

When he realized all of his bank accounts had been swept to zero by his Ex , he knew he was curfucked.

When her external back up drive crashed, and she realized she had been using it as her primary data storage, she realized she was curfucked. Back up means back up.

by Ronnie J. Nelly January 5, 2026

Porcupine curfew

1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.

2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.

She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.

by Spike Hike June 10, 2017