Cumstipated

Getting a buttload of semen up your ass, it makes you constipated

Britney! Brian was butt fucking me so much last night that now I’m cumstipated!

by xXBrownEyedGirlXx July 27, 2018

constipated

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)

henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!

by usrite April 18, 2019

constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020

Cumstipated

When you’re backed up with sperm and you can’t expel your load.

“Why’s Donny so upset?

“He’s been cumstipated for weeks”

“There’s traffic on juice highway”

by Dr. Catburger January 11, 2021

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021

Cuntstapaited

When the genitals of a woman is backed up and can not poop.

“ GUYS I think my vagina is Cuntstapaited”

by anonymous October 1, 2021

cumstipated

when you have the struggle to cum. so when you try to cum it hurts so bad that you can’t. so when you can’t cum in that case you are cumstipated

person 1- dude i literally can’t cum

person 2- bro it sounds like your cumstipated

person 1- what’s cumstipated?
person 2- when you struggle to cum duh

by mrclean_69 February 9, 2022