Crasturbating

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Crestside

One of the founding projects on The Block (Vallejo, CA)
Home of the Cuddies and Crest Side Clowns

From Mark to Janice to Wendy to Sage
(For those that dont know, these are Crestside streets in North Vallejo)

Buster Brown: Ay yo cutteez yall headn' back to the crestside?

Cuddies: Yo bussa, bounce for WE'recognize' you

Buster Brown:ight my homies, fa sho sho cutteez

by M. Du May 6, 2005

Chrystelle

Chrystelle is an awesome girl and loves to help people. She is very nice and the most beautiful girl that is very easy to fall in love with. If she says she loves you she means it and she’s very nice.

wow! it’s Chrystelle

by asdfjwirh fhcje July 2, 2019

Crystabelle

Crystabelle us is a solid person who is selfless and caring. She can get a bit over dramatic but everyone knows her heart is in the right place. Crystabelle will stand up for her friends when needed and will try to do anyrthing to cheer up with her besties.

Crystabelle can be a bad ass and very scared at the same time.

OMG! Is that a Crystabelle?

by Grrlz Dictionary! September 12, 2021

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

chrystyna

An extremely funny and cheerful girl who is usually scared of things that she believes could kill her. She is not shy, though, and everyone knows her name. Often talks about coconuts, and she is very trustworthy. When she likes a guy, she seriously likes him, and is very determined to make him like her.
Chrystyna can be an amazing entertainer, and she could make you laugh when you are feeling down

Guy: Did you hear that girl? All she talks about is coconuts
Girl 1: Yeah, she's really funny. And I heard she's a really good singer.
Girl 2: Yeah! She must be a Chrystyna!!

by The Turtle. 0_o July 10, 2014