Crestside 

One of the founding projects on The Block (Vallejo, CA)
Home of the Cuddies and Crest Side Clowns

From Mark to Janice to Wendy to Sage
(For those that dont know, these are Crestside streets in North Vallejo)

Buster Brown: Ay yo cutteez yall headn' back to the crestside?

Cuddies: Yo bussa, bounce for WE'recognize' you

Buster Brown:ight my homies, fa sho sho cutteez

Crestside by M. Du May 6, 2005

Crestside 

1. (prop n) Slang for "Country Club Crest"; a district in northern V-Town.

Crestside by QZkotL April 9, 2003

Creekside Middle School

Creekside Middle School is a large middle school in rich Carmel Indiana, with more than one thousand students. It won a blue ribbon award in 2014. There are two extremes at Creekside Middle School. On one side, there are the Honors and Advanced Honors kids who will cry if they get below a 90 and are mostly Asian. On the other side, there are rich, snobby, "Popular" kids who do not care at all about school and sometimes flunk out of Creekside. There are guaranteed to be lots of memers and gamers, as well as VSCO girls. The school is weird and yeah.

Did you go to Creekside Middle School?
Yeah, it was weird.

Creekside Middle School by Your Weird Pseudonym January 30, 2020

crestline critter 

A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .

Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark

crestline critter by McCrystals February 17, 2015

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins)

The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.

(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins) by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010

Cressida 

An ultimate babe, a complete stunna, clever, good at everything but not a nerd, has lots of friends, does well at college but still goes out on the town and has an amazing social life, all the guys are after her coz of her babe status! and all the girls want to be her. Cressida's wear amazing clothes and have amazing parties.

"I'm guna go and ask out Cressida on a date"
"oh maannnn are you sure, shes deffo guna reject you, she already got asked out 5 times today"

"did you see Cressida today? she was wearing some jeggings and they looked amazing"

Cressida by wicky on my ticky April 11, 2010

Crestline 

A small town in Ohio. Occupied by a few African Americans and mostly white people who think they are.
1.Economically funded by junkyard revenue.
2.Highlighted by its closeness to Mansfield (A real big city...)
3.Centered around McDonald's, a church, and a gas station.

Guy#1:"Hey i gotta run to Crestline and get a tranny for my mustang."
Guy#2:"Dude where which yard are you goin too?"

Crestline by T'Rod March 14, 2009