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crunchyroll

Have you ever wanted to pay to get shitty anime that you can pirate? Well then use crunchyroll! now you can watch the same cookie cutter anime over and over! Also, dont forget to shove our website up people's asses saying how much you FUCKING LOVE IT! Also, offer some shitty free trial like it's Club Penguin Island
the average weaboo has a subscription to crunchyroll
by fastcow August 20, 2018
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hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.
why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!
by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009
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crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009
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water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.
by varunvora December 1, 2016
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Crumpet Cruncher

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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CrunchySparkle

A condom filled with peanut butter inserted into a dog
Callum filled his condom full of peanut butter and slowly seduced his dogs anus producing a crunchysparkle
by MrRebugged June 17, 2019
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Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.
Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.
by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019
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