crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.

crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test

by MJPII November 19, 2017

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

Cumpler

Cumpler is a slang and derogatory term for someone who is attracted to ¡FELIZ CUMPLE!

“Oh yeah, you know David, he’s a right cumpler!”

“I would never sleep with a cumpler. They are gross!

“All Welsh people are massive cumplers!”

by Based man 69 June 25, 2021

Crumbler

When a dude can't get up.

Dom was trying to bang this chick last night but couldn't get it up again . Chick called him the crumbler when she left.

by Sincitydrummer June 30, 2022

Crumptery

Such an extreme amount of funny that you fall on the ground.

"Stop with your crumptery *breaks down laughing and falls off chair into the pits of hell, because the joke was extremely dark.*"

by toothbrushed September 4, 2023

Crumple

The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!

by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024