crumber

Crumber originates from Bussyland on Obamacraft, when a high-ranking admin accidentally said crumber instead of crumble.

or

When Chronic tries to be an anime villain but fails ultimately by one spelling mistake.

person 1: "bro be careful we might crumber"
person 2: "oh no"

by technebun February 25, 2022

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

Cumble Tea

Bubble Tea + Cum = Cumble Tea

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................

by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020

crimbler

A very annoying or fustrating thing.

Stop being a crimbler

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 1, 2021

Chumble

(v.) to mumble about chairs, as they say.

My plans for the weekend are to chumble.

by TheChumblerTM February 24, 2022

CrumpleDummple

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit

guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!

by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022

them crumblies

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.

*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies

by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010