Vietnamese crouching tiger

A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.

"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"

by heeeymonkeey May 5, 2009

The Crouch Pouch

1. A name for metaphorical storage place.
2. Nicholas Crouch's ballsack.

ex: Q: "whered you put your pencil?"
R: "in my Crouch Pouch."

ex: "I touched The Crouch Pouch"

by nich43 October 18, 2010

corner croucher

person who plays a FPS game like Call of Duty and resorts to crouching in a corner for long periods of time so that they can easily shoot anyone who passes by; also known as a camper

Watch out for the corner croucher behind the tank! He hasn't moved from that spot during the entire match.

by broken spirit January 26, 2009

Ally Crouch

Ally picked her nose in class today and she sits next to me in science!!!
Ally smells like boogers and poop and her breath has tuna!!!!

Allys last name is crouch if her last name is crouch she is WORST (I call her Ally crutch LOL)

ew look at Ally Crouch she smells

by IWantNoLivePls September 2, 2020

Crouch

The region between anus and testicles

My Crouch itches.
Ima scratch my crouch
She kicked me in the crouch

by fr3sh September 12, 2006

crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.

Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!

by E to the V January 4, 2008

crouching tiger hidden naggin

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. Topping up non-alcoholic drinks
2. Going into the bathrooms, doing shots in the cubicle, from the bottle (usually with a friend) for the purpose of getting drunk cheaply

1. "Hmm this needs alcohol"
"I'll do some crouching tiger hidden naggin"

2. "The drinks are expensive here"
"That's okay, come to the bathroom with me for some crouching tiger hidden naggin"

by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008