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Crossfitter

A person who likes to be average at everything, and good at nothing. A person who exercises often, so that they can get better at exercise. Someone who puts in many hours of effort, without understanding the difference between training and exercise.

Important facets of a crossfitter are: self-righteousness (they think they invented barbell training, HIIT and circuit training), conformity (oh, we have to get the £90 reebok trainers and wear pull-up socks? Mkay) and delusion (oh, your warmup is my workout? Really? Do you even lift?).

Most importantly a crossfitter is unable to tell the difference between criticism aimed at an over bloated organisation that promotes under-trained 'coaches' teaching people to complete complex olympic lifts, whilst fatigued, as fast as possible, and themselves.
Guy 1: 'Where the fuck has Dave been? I've not seen him in ages. All I see on facebook is posts about WADS or something, and he hangs around with these douche looking people with tribal tattoos who seem unable to keep their shirts on'

Guy 2: 'Oh, hes a crossfitter now. He should be back in about 9 months to a year.. Or however long it takes him to tear his rotator cuff then realise crossfit is a massive cult and he has the strength of a 11 year old girl'
by DoYouEvenLiftXfitters January 20, 2014
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Crossfade

A hard rock band consisting of Ed Sloan (vocals, guitar), Mitch James (bass, vocals), Brian Geiger (drums), and Tony Byroads (turntables, sampler, vocals).
"Cold" and "Starless" are two singles by Crossfade.
by anonymous June 13, 2004
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crossdress brown mess

When a man wearing a dress shits on a girl.
Yo dude did you hear that soupcan likes to do the crossdress brown mess?
by Da longest bone February 28, 2013
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Crossdressphyxia

Morbid sex while inducting to asphyxia
Ohhh Paris Hilton! *shrups shrups* *dies*
by Peter St Martin November 24, 2003
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crossfit lesbians

lesbians who attend CrossFit gymnasiums, participate in the CrossFit fitness regimen, and/or compete in CrossFit competitions.
guy 1: why are there so many hot chicks at this gym?
guy 2: crossfit lesbians, dude
by noumismata January 12, 2017
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CrossFit Plates

Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.
Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.
by shakalakablacka December 1, 2017
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crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.
Jane is getting a divorce because she is having a CrossFit baby with John. I guess she thought having sex was part of the WOD.
by Nofoxgiven May 8, 2018
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