soggy croissant

when someone uses soggy croissant in their bio it means they are probably a cute, wonderful, pretty, adorable, beautiful, gorgeous, lovely person that deserves hugs and love!

cricro: tor has soggy croissant in his bio, what does it mean?
adam: ah it basically means this *shows site*
cricro: hah that suits him so well!
adam: ikr, he's so cute....

by elyowo February 2, 2022

croissant ass

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

by David P January 29, 2005

croissant

1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time

She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

Croissant

When a fat girl gets flaky on you. Because Croissants are squishy and flaky, like fat girls.

That Big Bitch show up to the concert? Nah, man she went all croissant me.

by Snow Storm T April 1, 2009

Croissant

1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.

Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.

by swet April 2, 2015

Croissant Neuf

Breakfast +++ in bed.

Brad: How was Sunday with Kelly?

Matt: Yeah. Strong. Didn't get up til 12. Coffee, OJ and Croissant Neuf.

by Eric Roberts June 25, 2007

oeuf-croissant

The best snack... for a yak!

Alex: ELY! I'm hungover and it's 3pm... make me an oeuf-croissant? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

by Ely, greater than thou March 6, 2007