Critan

A hugely obese person who likes kids and gets £45 a week for doing fuck all

Wow hes such a critan, what a dickhead

by Olzyybtw November 23, 2021

Critoffs

1. A round of ducklings.io
2. An alternative swear used when playing ducklings.io. Can also be shortened to crit.

1. Anybody free for critoffs?
2. Critoffs! That darn neighbor duck took all my ducklings!

by KpopCatsAndDarkHumor February 6, 2022

CLITONIOUS

1. Ridiculous; bullshit; fraudulent; counterfeit; unnecessary: worthless, nothing, nonsense.
2. Money; valuables; assets; anything of worth.
3. Mess; mickey rigged; half-assed or how fast it was done; problems; unwanted advice; bad recommendation.

I should have known that CLITONIOUS did not know Jack CLITONIOUS about CLITONIOUS!

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 13, 2022

Crutoned

a french saying when someone inserts a french baguette into either the vagina or anus

Sarah got crutoned the other day and said it was a experience of a lifetime

by lilahking July 9, 2022

criong

A dumbass who doesn’t know how to spell crying😊

IM CRIONG

Mf get grammarly it’s crying

by Bootylover.com January 21, 2023

crittney

Secret way of saying home

Sorry I can’t stay, gotta head to the crittney.

by Crittney May 3, 2023

CRiTORA

the fucking best youtube web series to exist, has a pretty childish fanbase tho

1: have u heard of critora
2: u mean the best webseries ever???

by 6packvideos June 12, 2023